Roche, do you need your passport to go Ipswich?
Only if you're going via France.
Right.
I'll double check with Chabuds,
might need it for the tolls up North.
Okay.
You know, this is our first out of town gig.
And it's my first gig as their manager
so I need to prove that I'm...
Hold on.
I need to prove that I'm...
worth it. (CHUCKLES)
But no, in all seriousness, like,
the boys have put their trust in me
and I can't let them down.
DJ BEATS: We basically couldn't be fucked to sort it all out,
so we just let Chabuds do it really.
Yeah, we've got to focus just on the performance.
It's our first nationwide tour so...
- Spreading the seed. - Yeah.
Lyrically.
And literally as well, innit?
Yeah.
GRINDAH: Big night. Big night.
Tonight is going to be quite the test
with all the bloody groupie action.
Sweet, good to go.
Ah. Only bloody forgot the condoms, didn't I?
MICHE: Have some breakfast.
INTERVIEWER: So have you and Grindah broken up?
MICHE: No, we haven't broken up.
I'm just you know, giving him some time to think
about what he really wants, and think about all the things
that he's been taking for granted.
And in the meantime, you know, it gives me a chance
to get to know who Miche really is.
Some Miche time.
- Easy. - All right.
Oh. You're out of milk, mate.
Is there not enough left for me?
Nah, I like it really milky.
GRINDAH: You having it dry?
- GRINDAH: I can't wait. - DJ BEATS: I can't wait. Yeah, same.
- GRINDAH: You excited? (CHUCKLES) - DJ BEATS: Yeah. Jinx.
(HORN HONKS)
Hold on!
Oh, mate, he's here!
- Come on... - Come on, let's go!
Bruv! Have you seen this? It's our very own tour van!
This is the official Kurupt FM tour bus!
Brother! Smashed it!
I've designated a driver as well!
So, Deeky, alley-oop, my brother. Okay? And, boys,
for you I've installed a state of the art sound system.
- Yes! We love music! - (DJ BEATS LAUGHS)
DJ BEATS: Customised interior, as well!
CHABUDDY G: That's why I did it.
INTERVIEWER: How long is the tour going to be then?
GRINDAH: Put it this way, yeah,
- one leg naturally follows another. - So is there a second?
There's not a second... But just...
- So, yeah... - Loads of shows.
At the moment it's just one booking, but yeah.
You never know on the way back from Ipswich...
Might find somewhere.
Look at that! Personalised window plates!
No, photos 'cause we're famous!
- That's it, fuck off! (LAUGHS) - I love travelling!
(GRUNTING)
- GRINDAH: What? - DJ BEATS: That stinks!
GRINDAH: Steves, have you been sick already?
I've got a delicate system, innit?
Well, if you're gonna be sick constantly
then get in the back, I don't wanna see
or smell you. Come on.
- I just got it cleaned, as well. - Shoot! Out! Get out!
- It's worse in the back for me. - Just get out.
My job on tour is to: A, DJ. B, Keep up the vibe.
And C, Try not to be sick in the car.
INTERVIEWER: How do you think you'll do on those?
STEVES: Er... Good on the first two, not so good on the last one.
Get in. See you later, mate.
Comfy as well.
Mate!
(HORN HONKS)
(LAUGHING)
GRINDAH: This is gonna be incredible! (GRUNTS)
(HORN HONKS)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
All right, Miche?
Yeah, no, I'm fine. Thank you.
Just, you've been shampooing her hair for about twenty minutes, so...
Yeah, no, it's just... she had very dirty hair.
So just getting it cleaned up.
INTERVIEWER: Have you spoken to Grindah?
No, not yet.
Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.
- INTERVIEWER: Is that a quote? - Yeah.
It's from one of my favourite memes.
GRINDAH: Mate! Follow that sign!
- DJ BEATS: The North! - GRINDAH: The North!
This is proper like we're in the jungle right now.
CHABUDDY G: Look at that, it's like the bloody Serengeti.
DJ BEATS: This is actually the most amount of green I've ever seen.
INTERVIEWER: Are you excited about the tour?
He hasn't stopped banging on about it, bless him.
Nah, I can't wait to go travelling!
Yeah! First time leaving the manor and all that,
- it's gonna be sick. - Yeah, yeah.
But properly leaving, like motorway leaving.
Yeah, d'ya know what I mean?
GRINDAH: Hype on the riddim it's a boom seleck, seleck
Old time beats up on the deck
When I'm on the mic I'll blaze 'em, blaze 'em
'Cause I look like Jason Statham
Lyrically I a helter-skelter
'Cause physically I'm Idris Elba
Fuckin' hell, yeah.
- I look like him, innit? - Yeah, that's mad.
Guys, guys, guys,
I've organized a services stop in t-minus 400 yards.
Hope you're hungry.
- What?! Yes! - Chabzy!
GRINDAH: Come on, boy!
DJ BEATS: Get on that, mate!
GRINDAH: Smashed it, brother.
Stevie! Wake up, boy, and wipe yourself down,
we're going services!
Clean the sick off your chin, you mess! (LAUGHS)
GRINDAH: I'm starving, what are you gonna go for?
- DJ BEATS: Crisps. - (CLAPS) Come on!
(HORN HONKS)
- (GRINDAH LAUGHS) - Services!
I'm about to get serviced.
(LAUGHING)
GRINDAH: Oh, mate!
Remember stay in the budget! Yeah?
DJ BEATS: Do you think they've got different flavour crisps up north?
Only time will tell.
- After you. - Thank you.
- Jokes. - (LAUGHS)
Straight off the back, I'm having them.
Soup. (LAUGHS)
Who eats soup?
(CHABUDDY G GROANS)
- All right, mate? - What's that smell?
That's... I'll clean it up later.
It's fine, I didn't have breakfast, it's mainly just spit.
Is this Ipswich?
Grindah, they've got a coffee machine
where you can make your own coffee!
(CHUCKLES) I don't even like coffee
but I'm gonna have one 'cause it looks sick.
- I'm gonna have one as well. - Yeah have a go.
It's a computer!
- Yeah, I know. - Has it got Wi-Fi?
It's an iPad.
Watch it go. Watch it go.
- It's loading. - Watch it go.
GRINDAH: What? It's coming out the computer!
- Ah, mate! - (CHUCKLES)
Get a close up of that, that's fucking mental.
DJ BEATS: That is sick.
(GROANS) Hey, Deeky.
We're like twins, you know that?
Go on, what am I thinking right now?
Dunno.
I was thinking how great it is
that we are going on our first lads holiday together.
Hey! Hands up! (CHUCKLES)
That was a joke, man. Banter.
Chabuds! You gotta go pay, mate.
Yeah, you lot stay in the budget and that?
Yeah, go and pay they're waiting for ya.
(LAUGHS) Bare munch!
I'll pay! Calm down, how much is it?
It's forty-three pounds for that and twenty pound for the petrol.
(SCOFFS) Forty-three pound?
You know it can be expensive being a manager.
You know what I mean? There's loads of expenses
and you do need to front the all the cash for your artistes,
you know, and I'm willing to do that
because I know that it's going to come back tenfold.
You know what I mean?
You like gold?
I need cash, man.
You pay the forty-three pounds.
Melt this down.
Whilst they're making the number one hits,
I'm gonna be the one who's laughing.
You know what I mean? Fifteen percent, baby.
Simon Cowell. Puff Daddy.
I'm a mogul. That's what moguls do.
Give me the cash, this is not Marrakech, man.
This is a petrol pump, man. Give me the other five. Come on.
Bloody Asian people.
Boys, that was a bit over budget, yeah,
be careful next time.
GRINDAH: No, worries, mate, come on.
DJ BEATS: That's disgusting.
GRINDAH: (GROANS) Get that away from me.
The crisps are ribbed for pleasure.
GRINDAH: Kurupt Boys are going global, mate.
DJ BEATS: Going up north.
What the fuck?
Where... Have they gone?
- Right, Miche. - Yeah?
We've decided we're taking you out tonight for drinks tonight.
- Me and the girls. - Oh, my God! Really?
- My first ever work drinks! - Yeah!
Oh, my God. Amazing!
Are we gonna go straight from here?
'Cause I'm just thinking,
I could get my mum to drop off my outfit.
I could jump on the sunbed for a bit...
Yeah, don't worry about it too much.
- It's just drinks. - Yeah, no, course. It's fine.
Work drinks!
I literally can't believe it, I've never been before.
Just local drinks. It will be nice though, won't it, girls?
- Yeah. - Yeah. It's gonna be mental.
It's literally drinks round the corner, so don't...
- don't stress about it. - No, I love that. Yeah.
I love round the corner, perfect. I love drinks.
GRINDAH: What? This ain't even a real place.
Decoy, where are we?
DECOY: I ain't got a clue.
Why you driving here then? We're in a lane!
CHABUDDY G: Boys, listen, don't worry.
It's a short cut. I know where I'm going.
Just turn that round.
Yeah, we're fine, just keep going.
DJ BEATS: Is this a village?
CHABUDDY G: Yeah, we're in a village, man.
Look at that! Look at that! Stop the van!
- GRINDAH: Hurry up. - One sec, one sec. (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
"Cum."
- All right, mate, - What do you want?
Er... Are you going to Ipswich by any chance?
I'm not. Sorry.
Erm...
Are you going near Ipswich or?
Nowhere near.
- Nowhere near. - That's right.
'Cause I won't be sick in your car or anything.
I'm still not going to Ipswich.
(HORN HONKS)
DJ BEATS: Is it that one, yeah?
CHABUDDY G: Everything's sorted, boys.
- Sick! It looks nice as well. - CHABUDDY G: Yeah. Yeah.
Let's get out, I need to stretch my legs, mate.
Fucking long.
- (GROANS) Ah, mate, that was long! - Yeah.
They should have some sort of rule about driving more than an hour.
Yeah.
Journeys shouldn't last that long.
Do you know what, I can't stop thinking about that place!
Ashfield-Cum-Thorpe!
Cum's jokes, innit?
CHABUDDY G: Come on, Stevey. Oh, shit.
What's happened? He been sick?
- No, he's... - What?
DJ BEATS: Ah, shit!
Least we got the bags though, innit?
- Yeah. - Every silver cloud.
Decoy, that's for you, mate.
Cheers, mate.
CHABUDDY G: All right, let's go.
- Ramada Inn! - My new estate.
DJ BEATS: Do you reckon they've got free Wi-Fi?
- GRINDAH: Of course they have. - CHABUDDY G: Hundred percent, mate.
GRINDAH: Look at that, international.
CHABUDDY G: Yeah, international.
GRINDAH: Told you I was going global.
Ladies, ladies, what time is it?
- I think it's wine o'clock! - Yeah!
- I love wine! - TANYA: Cheers, ladies!
ALL: Cheers!
- MICHE: To a big night out! - Night out! (CHUCKLES)
Not a big one.
That is... Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
Work drinks bitches!
- Lavender out on the town. 2016! - Lavender!
Oh. And, Grindah, if you're watching!
Miche doesn't need you to have a good time, yeah?
Ya scum!
All right, Jackie, love, calm down.
Sorry.
I'm not gonna post that one.
- DJ BEATS: Pretty big, innit? - GRINDAH: Like a Coliseum, innit?
Course it's massive,
they're gonna have to fill the shit out of it for us, innit?
- Is it a sold out event? - Hundred percent, mate.
You got enough tape?
Because we're about to smash this shit up, mate.
You're the promoter yeah?
Phil. Yeah, nice to meet you, mate. How you doing?
Hi, Chabuddy G. Manager of Kurupt FM.
Nice to meet you. Let me take you through.
We've set up a green room for you.
Yeah, let me take you through. I've set up a green room for you.
GRINDAH: Ooh. Arena one, very nice.
(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS)
The DJ's gonna have to turn that shit off when we go on.
Pool table as well!
PHIL: It's quiet at the moment but it'll pick up.
Okay, let me relay that message on.
It's quiet at the moment, but it'll pick up.
Tell him I've done all this shit before.
- It's not our first club night. - It's our second!
Don't get involved constantly!
- Rider, where's the rider? - PHIL: Yeah, got the beers
and the Bob Marley party pack.
Bob Marley party pack!
- Yeah! - Spot on!
GRINDAH: If you go to a promoter
and you give him your rider...
you can't just write "I want bare skunk now," yeah?
You've got to disguise it somehow, know what I mean?
Bob Marley party package, innit?
Exactly.
Soon as you write that... (SCOFFS) ...they know what time it is.
Feel free to sit on the boxes...
Crate of beer all for us, on the house.
Sorted out, all by the manager.
A wig?
What is it?
Bob Marley party pack.
What?
Bob Marley party pack, That's a code word.
Where's the fucking skunk?
There's, like, these spliffs?
You didn't get? That's what I meant!
As the manager of Kurupt FM, I expect you to listen to me.
GRINDAH: Cheers, brother!
CHABUDDY G: These are special artists, mate!
Okay, mate?
Boys, it's all sorted, all sorted.
- DJ BEATS: Grindah. - (LAUGHING)
That is quite funny actually.
(LAUGHS)
Excuse me, are you going to Ipswich?
Ipswich?
- Yeah. - Yeah, we are.
Yeah, you are?
Do you reckon I could come to Ipswich?
Just all my mates have left me,
so... I won't be sick in the car or anything.
MAN: Okay.
Yeah? He said yeah.
They all said yeah!
We're going Ipswich! I'm going Ipswich!
See you lot later!
I'm really sorry, man.
Hopefully it won't stain or anything, so...
Sorry, I can walk the rest of the way.
Bye, Charlie. See you later.
(GROANS) Wish I hadn't thrown away that bit of paper now.
- So, rosé then, ladies? - ALL: Yes.
All right.
- ALL: Lavender! - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Brilliant.
TANYA: Do you want a rosé, Miche?
Can I have a double vodka and lemonade please?
- To Miche and the big night out! - Aw... Thank you!
- ALL: Snapchat! - TANYA: Lavender!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
If we have a good month,
I'm thinking of bringing in a few things...
- Does anyone want another drink? - I'm all right actually.
(POP MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE)
Well, get used to this, boys.
- Yep. - This is the life.
Cheers.
Shalom.
DJ BEATS: According to Chabuds, in Ipswich
- we've got a huge fan base. - GRINDAH: We have.
I mean, put it this way, we got poked four times on Facebook.
- GRINDAH: Pulped? - CHABUDDY G: Poked.
CHABUDDY G: It just shows you the attention
that these guys are getting.
I mean, "Get Out the Way" was on YouTube,
it's been up there for about four years now.
Three hundred and eighty-two plays,
seventeen likes, eight dislikes, you do the maths.
Okay, guys! Guys!
Guys, shut up!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,
all the way from Brentford, Kurupt FM!
Make some noise!
DJ BEATS : Rah there's dead MC on the floor
GRINDAH: Who's that standing above him?
He's got a microphone
And it's pointing in this direction
DJ BEATS: I think it might be MC Grindah
(SLOWLY) MC Grindah.
Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
Leaving every MC dead on the floor
Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
Leaving every MC down on the floor
Call 999 it's an emergency
TANYA: She's having another one?
Knocking them back. Isn't she?
Hello! There she is!
Shots time, bitches!
Put down your boring drinks! Here we go.
No, thank you, not for me.
I'm not having a big night tonight, Miche.
Vibe kill!
Come on, Susan, don't be a pussy.
You're ruining the party for everyone.
Come on!
SUSAN: I can't do that, no. That's disgusting.
That's mental that.
- Have your shot. - No, I'm good, thank you.
No thank you.
That's nice.
GRINDAH : Bang! Babylon, get out the way
Galatasaray
- DJ BEATS: Get out the way - That's the best one as well!
Get out the way!
Try this then.
When I say "Kurupt", you say "FM".
Kurupt! Kurupt!
Do you guys have any house music?
What?
Course we don't have any fuckin' house music.
That's everything we stand against.
Er... Okay.
Just 'cause this is more of a house crowd.
Is it? I can sort that out right now.
Who likes house music?
Is it? Well, fuck off and get out.
- You lot get out! - Who said that?
House music is disgusting, yeah, and I'll tell you why, as well, yeah.
It's not only the music,
it's the type of people who listen to it.
Chabuds, eject that guy there.
- GRINDAH: Get him. - Stand behind me.
MAN: Hold me back, man. Fuck that little prick.
Yeah, yeah, you deal with it.
Tell him I'm gonna fight him, Tell him I'm gonna fight him!
Want me to hold you back?
Just disgusting freaks with like sleeve tattoos
and fucking women's jeans on and that.
Spend more time at the gym than actually like doing stuff.
- D'ya know what I mean, yeah? - With like shaved ballbags.
GRINDAH: Yeah, exactly.
- You going? - Anyone want another drink?
Another drink?
- No, I've gotta go. - I've got a bus to get.
Yeah, bus drink!
TANYA: Get something to eat, maybe.
She loves getting me drunk! Are you getting me drunk, Tanya?
- No, the opposite. The opposite. - Ah!
I can hear you. That's really loud. Okay.
We love each other.
- Ooh. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) - Yeah.
Let's have a little dance, Tanya.
Wiggle those hips! Ah...
I kinda wish it did kick off in there actually.
Because, what I would have done,
I would have stunned him. One, one, two, two.
Whack, straight over the head, and he would have been out.
(GRINDAH GRUNTS)
Yeah, I did tell you tour life gets a bit mental,
but it's all part and parcel, know what I mean?
What's happening with the groupies?
You said it was gonna pick up in a bit.
Sorry, I know it's been a bit of a weird one.
Do you want some coke?
- What? - STEVES: You lot doing coke?
- GRINDAH: Steves! - CHABUDDY G: Steves!
Yes, bruv.
This place is fucking long to get to, man.
How the fuck did you get here?
Why aren't we doing London gigs?
(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
Tanya!
Your phone's gone to voicemail!
Where have you lot gone? 'Cause I'm still here.
So just come back! Get out of your house!
I love you!
Bye, Mum!
No, I called you "Mum".
I was told that Kurupt FM were going to sell out the venue,
but there's no-one here, there's no money in the till so I can't...
You didn't market it right, mate!
I tell you what, mate, you're brown listed. Idiot.
Listen, mate, I got some bad news, all right,
basically the promoter didn't make enough money
to pay us the fee, okay, so he's going to pay us
as soon as his student loan comes through.
No, bruv, this whole fucking thing is a joke, bruv.
If I don't get my money now, I'm gonna go fucking schiz.
Don't, mate, don't go schiz.
You know what I'm like.
Boys. Boys. Girls, girls, girls...
Are you the guys who were doing the music in there?
GRINDAH: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it all right, if we get a selfie?
Yeah. Yeah.
You like that, yeah?
Yeah. Cool.
Is it all right if I get a selfie with you lot?
- Yeah, okay. - What?
You're not meant to ask that!
Yeah, but I want a picture with a groupie as well.
I'm not a groupie.
GRINDAH: Great, so you've spoilt it for me.
You guys are saying it, so let's do it.
- And you, okay, cool. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
GIRL: Shall we get going then?
GRINDAH: Nah, I was just gonna say,
we've got a little after-party ting, if you lot are on it?
Yeah, sure. Where?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - CHABUDDY G: It's at the Ramada Inn.
And also... free.
That's our new single as well.
That's a little bit of sick on there, but that's...
Shh! Okay, come on then.
- We're definitely on it. - Where we going?
GIRL: It smells all right.
STEVES: It's mine. It smells all natural.
GRINDAH: Got the chicks here.
DJ BEATS: This is the hotel room.
After-party crew!
- Sit down, sit down. - Sick, look, there's mini-bar.
Oh, is it?
DJ BEATS: Shall we have a couple of beers, yeah?
GRINDAH: Yeah, you want some beers, girls?
They're not free though, we've gotta pay for them.
We've gotta pay for them.
Fuckin' hell! Six pounds each!
Six pounds! They're not fucking about, it's the expensive stuff.
Only the best will do.
Here you go. You can share that one.
Thanks.
GRINDAH: We've actually got this saying that goes...
"What happens on tour, stays on tour."
And it just means that anything goes, sort of thing.
Exactly.
Fuck you, Mum, you bitch,
- I can do whatever I want now. - (LAUGHS)
Yeah, fuck off, Mrs. Bates, you can't control him anymore!
Yeah, you dickhead.
(LAUGHING)
- How is your mum anyway? - Yeah, really good, really good.
- She's all right, yeah? - Yeah.
So do you lot come to hotels much?
- No, not really - No. Cool.
I do.
All the time, yeah. And better ones than this, as well.
Are we all supposed to be staying in here tonight, yeah?
Yeah, we're on a limited budget so just the one room today,
so get tight, get cosy.
I might just go and sleep in the van
'cause there ain't enough space in here.
Plus, we're up in three hours, innit?
Probably for the best, probably for the best.
Deeky! Deeky! I'll come with you, man.
Be good to chat, good little catch-up,
you know what I mean?
So, yeah, I'll leave you guys to it.
DJ BEATS: Nice one. See you in a bit, Chabzy.
So everyone's staying in this room?
GRINDAH: Yeah. I was just gonna say,
probably best that you sleep in the bath actually,
just in case you piss yourself. Easier.
All right.
- What now? - Yeah. Pop yourself off, mate.
It's getting a bit late. You've had a long day.
DJ BEATS: It's been heavy for you.
Thanks for a cool party though.
GRINDAH: Yeah. No worries.
- Nice to meet you. - See you later, mate.
See ya.
INTERVIEWER: So have you ever been with another woman
other than Miche?
GRINDAH: Yeah, too many to remember actually.
Yeah.
INTERVIEWER: You can't remember any of them?
What do you mean? You won't know them.
All right then...
Lucy... Sarah...
Jessica...
Er...
Hazy memory.
I said Jennifer, didn't I?
GRINDAH: So what do you guys do anyway?
- We're students. - Students.
DJ BEATS: Erm... Just a quick question.
You're both over 16 yeah?
- Mm-hm. - Okay, perfect.
Why is that perfect?
Just 'cause it's all above board, innit?
Legal.
Woo! It's a night bus ting!
Got chicken and chips. Got big chicken... Oh.
Battery's run out.
What a bloody mental night.
You reckon that's covering it all?
Yeah, let me just check the other side, yeah.
Little trick we sort of made up on tour.
Fuck the system, d'ya know what I mean?
I think we're actually gonna go.
- Yeah. - But it was really nice to meet you.
What? I've got a zoot, you might as well, share it.
It's all right, we don't really smoke.
It's cheese.
- Nice to meet you guys. - Nice to meet you.
Thank you for the picture, yeah.
(FIRE ALARM BLARES)
Fuck! You fucking dickhead!
Did you put it on properly?
I think so. Usually works.
- (FIRE ALARM BLARES) - Come on.
Steves, you can't... You set the fire alarm off.
STEVES: I always have a zoot before bed.
Probably just a false alarm anyway.
Fuck.
Beats! Beats!
I'll get that.
Can't smoke anywhere these days, innit?
Have a nice night.
No, worries, maybe another night
when the fire alarm didn't go off.
- Yeah, probably not. - (LAUGHS) Bye.
See ya later!
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God! That was the craziest night.
How you doing?
Don't know, if you heard but word's going round
that I almost had a threesome tonight.
- Is it? - Yeah.
Where have they gone?
They had to shoot off because the bloody fire alarm went off.
CHABUDDY G: (GROANS) Do you know what, Deeky.
This is the best lads holiday I've ever been on.
(SIGHING)
Hey, Deeky, we should get matching Ipswich tattoos.
Deeky, you asleep?
I'll get mine on my lower back.
Deeky?
Goodnight my brother from down under.
- Down under? - Jamaica, isn't it?
(SIGHING)
Goodnight, my Jamaican prince.
ANGEL: Mummy!
- MICHE: Mm. - Mummy!
Mummy!
Yes?
What's wrong, Mummy?
Nothing's wrong.
Mummy just went out with her friends last night
and had a nice time.
Oh. Are you having a nice time right now?
Yes, Angel. Don't be clever.
(GROANS) Definitely ready for my own bed now, though.
- You not staying at mine? - Yeah, that's what I meant.
How long do you think it will be till...
Miche sort of lets you back in?
I might not take her back, mate.
Especially with the bloody groupie action popping off.
Boring drive, innit?
Chabz? Chabz?
He's asleep.
Here, watch this.
(SCREAMING)
We're crashing!
(LAUGHING)
You idiot.
His face. He thought he was gonna die.
(LAUGHING)
Fuck it. He'll make his own way back.
He always does, innit?
Decoy, tomorrow, yeah?
(YAWNS) Laters, man.
I'll hit you up on MSN, yeah, Deeky?
Do you maybe just wanna pop yourself
into the treatment room,
because, I don't want you to be sick in front of the customers.
Yeah?
Roche, I'm home.
ROCHE: Hello.
DJ BEATS: Sometimes you've gotta switch the pace up.
Get out your comfort zone, go travelling,
because you'll come back a better man.
How was it?
- Yeah, pretty draining. - Was it?
Yeah, my eyes are sore, think I got jetlag.
We went Ipswich.
And it was shit, but it was a test of our character.
(SIGHS) Different bed every night.
All part of the rock star lifestyle, innit?
DJ BEATS: And that's what life about, mate, enjoy it,
even the shit moments.
Or it'll just make you depressed.